AKA Fast 5, Faster 5, Faster and Furiousor, Vin Diesel's new film, Fast & Furious 5: Rio Heist.
Story After a jail bus breakout, the usual suspects hideout down in Rio, and plan to rob some punk of $100 million. Not your typical film in the this franchise.
Clientele As soon as that bus from [insert poor welfare suburb] opens it defaced doors, you know the multiplex'll be a full house tonight. Don't worry about feeding Shantelle, Shiniqua or Brayden this week, Fast 5 is on and that takes priority over the illegitimate children any dole week.
Main Players Vin Diesel, Paul Walker, Dwayne 'The Rock' Johnson, Jordana Brewster.
Worth Seeing? You bet your sweet bippy. Probably the best trash film of the year. Just pick a time when all the plebs aren't in the cinema with you, like a sale at Iceland or Wal-Mart.
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