Thor



AKA Tor, T-hor

Story Kim escapes from Summer Bay and meets Natalie Portman in a cardboard 4 by 4 block town in the desert and uses his large hammer to woo her. This town seems only to have shops...

Clientele The usual fanboys. You know the ones: fedora, big long black coat and some form of facial hair fobbed off as a goatee. This season they get to jerk off in the cinemas 4 times with X-Men, Captain America and Green Lantern also blowing their loads in 3D

Main Players Chris Hemsworth, Natalie Portman, Anthony Hopkins

Worth Seeing? Cheeseball fun. Awesome special effects, albeit slightly non-exsistent 3D. But even if you have no idea what the heck is happening, you'll enjoy it

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